On Friday, Gossip Caah was just doing nothing when her phone rang. I mean, her cutie cell phone rang. Guess which is her ringtone? If you said Fashion - Lady GaGa, you’re a good guesser. It was a GIRL pretending she was a MAN. Disgusting.
That stupid miserable jerk said: “Hey, I’m Antonio Whatever (Gossip Caah said she can’t remember the last name, but it was probably French) and I want you to be my model. Have you been to a model’s contest? Have you been, Camila? Have you been? Are you Miss TIM (?)? Are you, Camila?” Gossip Caah thought it was really, REALLY strange, because she’s never given her phone number to anyone she didn’t know. The creature said a few nonsense things (as if Gossip Caah cared about what it was talking about), and Gossip Caah got mad. Not only because of the things it was saying, but also because she realized she knew that voice from somewhere. She realized she knew the voice from her school. She realized it was her friend (or the one who was supposed to be), and the only reason she could think of was that the friend was envy (and believe me, that friend has many reasons to be envy of Gossip Caah).
No news at all, almost every girl in the world is envy of Gossip Caah because of many, many things, starting from her hair and nails and beauty and kindness and brains. The problem is that, if it is truly the one Gossip Caah thinks it is, Gossip Caah’s gonna be the REAL PAIN IN THE ASS. Poor girl, because Gossip Caah is the real kindness in person, but when she wants to be the real evil, she really IS. Stupid girl, she could’ve asked anybody else to call, but no, she needed to hear what she’d say.
Now Gossip Caah’s mommy has just taken my cell phone to the POLICE (if you don’t understand it, read twice, or as many times as you may need to accept that) and, as you know, the POLICE can take the caller’s number. So, if you are the one who’ve done that, realize you’re in real bad TROUBLE. I mean, BAD BAD BAD TROUBLE.
Gossip Caah also wants to say that she’s no Miss TIM at all. Gossip Caah doesn’t even know what the hell is that. If the creature wanted to say MISS TEEN, it’d better have a few (I mean, a lot) English classes, to improve the pronunciation of the word TEEN. If anyone still has doubts about that, Gossip Caah said ‘fuck you’. If you don’t believe she’s a beauty queen, then she’ll tell you ‘just go to hell’. If you’re envy, poor you. Gossip Caah knows you’d rather have been born beautiful, but poor you, you weren’t, so just shut up and try to catch up with her. I bet you can’t .I’m sure you can’t.
Xoxo, Gossip Caah :*
